Queen of Cups – and Why I Want To Kill Her

queen of cups deviant art, Tarot The Queen of Cups (pictured here from Deviant Art’s vileone) has many sides. Just look at the way she sits smugly on her throne like, “la la la, everything’s fine.”

But it’s not fine.

If you are in a Queen of Cups moment, things are in process. Which can mean lots of turmoil and chaos.


As you might know from the Soul Journey Spread, the Queen of Cups is when you integrate all of the new learning you have been experiencing. It’s when you are re-examining your beliefs and finding a new way of doing things. It’s the time when you are connecting with your new Voice and your new POV (Point of View).

And it’s when you’re most likely to want to strangle people and eat cookies. Maybe at the same time.

coffe yet kill youWhat makes the Queen of Cups suck the most is that you’ve made it through what you think are the most difficult times. You’ve experienced some sort of hardship (The Tower), you’ve gone through the depression phase (the 5 of Pentacles), and now you’ve come out the other side.

This makes perfect sense if you’ve taken the Soul Journey Quiz.

(If you haven’t done that yet, WTF? Go do it now. I’ll wait.)surprised

Anyway, you think the worse is over and that you’re on the mend, and then this bitch comes along and makes you feel like the dog poo on the bottom of a nice new pair of leopard-print flats.

Don’t get me wrong, the Queen of Cups is compassionate about your Journey. She’s all about helping you weather the storms in your life and finding your center of calm no matter what.

But the shee-ite you have to go through to get there?

I’d rather pluck out all my eyebrows than continuously go through this shit.

[Tweet “Life would be so much easier if it wasn’t for all the…life parts.”]

It’s a little bit ridiculous.

I think we can all agree when I say, “Up Yours, Queen of Cups!”

I’m looking forward to the Strength card.

For Reals.